from the desk of a jealous brunette

this morning's near-daily blonde joke from my father:


A blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" the driver finally asked. The policewoman replied, "its square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman saying, "Here it is."

The blonde officer looked into the mirror, then handed it back and said, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."