a conversation only two faggots could ever have

kel and i, a few minutes ago:

personalZEN: he's cute
personalZEN: i'd let him suck me off
personalZEN: but thats about it
Robbi607: whaaaat
Robbi607: "let him suck you off?"
Robbi607: "let him?"
personalZEN: yeah.. LET HIM
personalZEN: i'm sure he wants to.. (being a total bitch right now)
Robbi607: like it's such a privilege
personalZEN: uhh.. yeah
Robbi607: i mean i'm sure your dick is great and all
personalZEN: BIG privilege
Robbi607: but unless you're like a sub, cock hungry bottom oral whore...
Robbi607: for me...blowjobs are something i give to be nice
Robbi607: not because i love giving them
Robbi607: and if you said "i'm going to let you suck my cock," i'd look at you like you had a hole in your head
personalZEN: no you wouldn't
Robbi607: uh yeah
Robbi607: i would
personalZEN: you'd be down on your knees in a sec
personalZEN: i would
Robbi607: hahaha
Robbi607: you would...suck my dock or "let me" suck yours?
personalZEN: dock?
Robbi607: yes...what boats are moored to
personalZEN: ok.. i'm laughing so hard right now i've got tears
Robbi607: mission accomplished