nutz

i'm sitting here writing next week's column and eating honey roasted peanuts. i keep rubbing the extra sugar coating off on my jeans, but i've realized that each time i do it, i'm lifting my right leg up, which is crossed over my left, and rubbing my jeans in a way that looks like i'm on a woman's razor commercial. if you didn't know that i was unsanitarily cleaning my hands on my pants, you'd think i was just really enjoying how smooth my legs felt.