uhhhh

more fucked-up shit, courtesy of craigslist:


"At wake for your BF, I was the one that closed the lid - m4m - 29

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I work at the funeral parlor in towson where you held a wake for your boyfriend "rip". I asked you if your were ready to close the casket, you grabbed my hand and said yes, I think we had a connection. You were so cute, even crying, I wanted to hold you and confort you myself. Maybe after his ashes cool down we could go on a date, I think we would make a great pair, give me a call when your ready for that date, or if anyone else should happen to pass."