bag of bags

hilary alerted me to this article, entitled "why the fuck do i know this stuff?" if i'd written it, it'd be called "why the fuck do i care?"

it's wonderful. it includes the phrases "having to deal with a stupid, spoiled hunk of sex meat is intolerable no matter how perfectly it’s shaped," and "Give me fucking break. She is hot, but she’s dumb as a bag full of bags."

god i needed that this morning.