shh, kids,

daddy's really hungover. i need you to blow into the machine really quietly today. how many days of symptoms have you had? god, you don't need to yell, i'm sitting right here. i'm sorry, what was that? you see, my temples are pounding and i think that i can actually see my pulse in my eyeballs. i don't know if that's medically possible, you little smart ass. i'm not a doctor.

a million amazing pictures posted here. and more to follow.