so wrong
from stephanie, a list of "children's books that didn't make it:"
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Timothy
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: -An I-Can-Do-it Book
6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7. All Dogs go to Hell
8. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
9. Some Kittens Can Fly
10. That's it, I'm putting You Up for Adoption
11. Grandpa Gets a Casket
12. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
13. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
14. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
her favorites are 6 and 15. yours?
posted by Robert @ Friday, February 10, 2006
4 comments
4 Comments:
#6 & #8
6 10 15. story of my life! just kidding...it wasn't because i cry
This was from The Onion, right? I've read some of these before and they are priceless!
Peter: I'm looking for a book on potty training.
Clerk: Well "Everybody Poops" is still the standard.
Peter: Yeah, see we're Catholic.
Clerk: Oh then you want "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you."
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