faire du shopping

after having to change the radio this morning after hearing some asshole d.j. talking about brokeback mountain, i thank you, tom, for this little homo-centric bit of brokeback humor.


Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

WEEK ONE

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey


WEEK TWO

Beans

Ham

Coffee

Whiskey


WEEK THREE

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

K-Y


WEEK FOUR

Beans

Pancetta

Coffee (espresso grind)

Whiskey

2 tubes K-Y


WEEK FIVE

Fresh Fava beans

Jasmine rice

Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

Medallions of veal

Porcini mushrooms

1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long

5-6 bottles good Chardonnay

1 large bottle Astro-glide


WEEK SIX

Yukon Gold potatoes

Heavy whipping cream

Asparagus (very thin)

Eggs

Lemons

Gruyere cheese (well aged)

Walnuts

Arugula

Butter

Olive oil

Balsamic vinegar

6 yards white silk organdy

6 yards pale ivory taffeta

Case of Chardonnay

Large tin Crisco