take one for the team

can i puhleaze just take a moment to write another post about television? specifically, another post about project runway. lemme just tell you, i liked this show last season but didn't really care if i watched it or not. unlike manhunt (no, not the website; get your filthy minds out of the gay gutter. okay so i'll see you there.) or blowout, PR (as i've come to affectionately call it) was take-it-or-leave-it. not this season, compadres. this season i'm more hooked than stephanie tanner was on tina.

the greatest revelation of last night's episode wasn't who won the challenge. let's face it, that challenge was some kinda bullshit. for those of you who didn't watch it (ahem, kel, buy a tv), the challenge was to make a dress completely out of plants and flowers. you know, because in the real world designers are always given three hours to make a chrysanthimum into a ballgown. ("here, todd oldham, here's three yards of live christmas tree garland. make it work!" "um, ok, tim gunn, it's a...it's a...throw pillow!") anyway, the challenge was ridiculous. and it wasn't at all surprising who lost the challenge. andre's (a.k.a. hands-at-side-of-face; have you noticed that he has two positions for his hands? the "worried" look where his hands are at his temples and the "excited look" where his hands are over his cheeks.) dress really did look like a doormat. and that's really saying something seeing how much i hate michael kors.

anyway, the big revelation was that is-he-or-isn't-he sprightly long-haired-by-way-of-tom-cruise-in-the-last-samurai designer daniel (v, not to be confused with washed up other daniel) is, in fact, a homosexual. YESSS. one more for our team.

i can only hope that he's living in new york when i move there (in 7 weeks and counting) so that i can woo him with my wily powers of seduction. and by wily powers of seduction i mean a hefty dose of roofies with a GHB chaser. and once he's out i'll cut his hair, finally transforming him into the perfect boyfriend. ah, yes, the plan all comes together.