encounters of the zina kind

my coworker zina (you've read about her before) just came in and asked me what i did for easter. (see today's earlier post.)

she said, "well you gotta be careful around here when you ask people that. you gotta be all politically correct. i didn't think you was jewish, though, 'cause i seen you eatin' that ham sandwich. that's the way to tell, if they eatin' a ham sandwich you ok."

god bless my office.