my future boyfriend

we found this on craigslist...it's real. real terrifying, that is!

"I blew all my money on Meth so I can't get a bus ticket to Fort Lauderdale, you luck I will be staying in town, at least until this old guy I know gets his Oldsmobile fix and drives me down the ocean. Let me know so I can work you into my busy schedule of modeling and acting, escort is just a side business, I was in one of these programs while I was vacationing down in Jessup, they said I could start my own business and do businessman as a career, enterpenyour or something, they even gave me some start up cash to set up a office near Patterson Park, they would not give me the cash which was a bummer but they did get me a place with a phone and a desk & chair, its ok but it looks like the stuff my mother used when she work out Social Security in Woodlawn until she went on dissability. The office and phone thing is ok but I told the program people I really need a cell or pager and some wheels, they said they might and check back at the end of the year as see how much money is left over, the program man said there is always lot left over and then they give it away. I am going to get something rad and get this guy I know to paint it purple with metal flakes in it, and he say he can put some bad ass speakers in it. This guy know the program I am in and said he has done alot of gubment cars as he calls it. Told me to start looking for the best stuff and don't worry about price.
So until my program money comes in or this old guy fixes his Olds I am hanging around Balimore doing some modeling/acting/escort stuff, so call me man and if you got some meth or crack to share thats cool, I give a rad bj when I am tweek'n."