groan.

just when you thought that society'd finished with the lorena bobbitt jokes, my father comes through with another forward:


"In a recent Channel 9 news boradcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an allged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh, causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and louella has been charged with...

MISDEWIENER!"