the real cruise missile

i don't care what hilary says, this whole tom cruise/katie holmes thing grosses me out! he's totally following the pattern of so many closeted gay men before him: get yourself a hot girlfriend and then trot her out like a show pony. ew. apparently, defamer agrees with me:

"The Cruise-Holmes PR machine really hopes that this leg of the campaign is more effective than the initial one, but they’ve got a contingency plan should this latest round be met with the same skepticism. Should the press not finally buy in, Cruise and Holmes will dive through a thirty-foot vagina labeled “Real Love” at the end of the War of the Worlds red carpet, as fireworks explode overhead and a chorus of choirboys lilt Handel’s Messiah. And if that doesn’t work, well, they’ve already cleverly laid the groundwork for a scuba diving accident."

HA!