sabotage

Robert: i wish i could have ice cream, too. Except that it's may diet time.
Hilary: haha
Robert: :-(
Robert: think slutty bathing suit
Robert: slutty bathing suit
Robert: slutty bathing suit
Hilary: oh i do't want to hear it
Robert: i know but i am the king of eating whatever i want!
Hilary: yes you are
Hilary: so shut it
Robert: that's why it's hard for me!
Hilary: what if wire your jaw shut
Hilary: every night
Robert: and then undo it every morning?
Robert: well i don't eat when i'm sleeping.
Hilary: that's what YOU think
Hilary: i've been feeing you chees burgers
Hilary: at night
Hilary: hahaha
Hilary: feeing?
Hilary: chees?
Robert: chees burgers from the sfactory!
Hilary: cripes!
Robert: i'm trying not to laugh out loud at my desk