Friday, July 15, 2005

snappy

when terry moves, my gay life by-line has to change from "robert lives in baltimore with his ex-boyfriend and his cat." it's now going to be "robert is a classical singer, writer, and secretary who's proud to live in baltimore, the gem of the bay." it was going to be something like, "robert is proud to live in baltimore, where he has to park his car in an underground garage so that he can leave his apartment after dark," but that just didn't have the same ring to it.

2 Comments:

At July 15, 2005 9:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so glad the meme "Gem of the Bay" is spreading faster than syphilis in Baltimore.....

 
At July 15, 2005 11:59 AM, Blogger chiquita yellow gold said...

i got syphilis FROM the bay.

 

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