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hilary talks about entering a contest to win a date with photographer/semi-famous blogger jake bronstein:

hilary: you have to help me plan something fun
hilary: so i get picked
robert: oh god in heaven
robert: i'll think.
hilary: i'm totally serious
robert: um, i know
robert: and that's what scares me
hilary: i'll tell him, as for the opera
hilary: i can sing for you
hilary: and that's our date
hilary: that's it
hilary: me singin in my apartment
robert: wow, fun
robert: minus the fun
robert: plus the creepy
hilary: and then we'll go to the eagle
robert: now THAT's a first date!
hilary: he said freak show would be oK!
robert: well the eagle is definitely a freak show
hilary: yup