you told me those pictures would never see the light of day!

lest i ever forget some of the fucked up shit i've done in my life, my dear friend anne decided to send this lil' picture of me to hilary via myspace. a bit of explanation, i think, is in order.

in high school my friends and i had a fake rock band named "two euro chix and co." we all had parts to play--anne and bri were the two euro chix, because they were aryan. i was "ze gay boy," who played keyboards. shawna was "ze injun," i believe, and our friend kristi was "ze jew" (pronounced chew), whose only job was to bring us coffee.

this photo was from our promotional photoshoot. i must've taken a long enough break in my busy smoke-cigarettes-drink-bottles-of-robitussin-fall-in-love-with-straight-friends schedule to have a photo taken.