why i date this man, part the second

michael: ok so i can't buy those soy crisps anymore
robert: oh no, why
michael: they are too good. i ate the whole bag, still only like 180 calories, but damn
michael: they were good
michael: it was like pringles, once you pop....
michael: or crack, once you fiend
robert: haha
robert: once you crack you can't go back
michael: crack is whack