the christmas card my boss just gave me.

i have to share.

"dearest robert,
a.k.a. pumpkin/pumpkin chops,

hope this christmas season is filled with all your favorite things...

opera...
hilary...
low credit debt...
big arms...
6 packs...
thongs...
work...ha-ha...

karen"

what's sad is that when i think my boss doesn't know me at all she turns out to know me so well...