war-un-tee

ok, it's five minutes of one am on saturday night (ok, so sunday morning). jorge came over tonight and we watched in america and i had a good cry. now i'm watching the ass-end of SNL, which of course sucks.

a car commercial came on and the announcer said "backed by a five-year war-un-tee." and i thought to myself, why do they always try to make the word warranty sound like guarantee? are they trying to fool us? like if it sounds like it's a guarantee we'll buy it?

then i have to wonder, when did i start staying home on saturday nights and overanalyzing car commercials?