worst of

incredibly, frighteningly, even, my aim buddylist had a commercial on it that actually pointed to something that i wanted to read. pick yourself up off the floor and read this, the "worst of baltimore 2005" compilation. it includes fine quotes such as:

The Worst Reason to Leave Here:
Crime

"Don't bail because of the crime, pussy. What are you gonna do, move to the suburbs? They're bad, too. The fact is, if you know where you're going, crime isn't much of an issue, and it's well worth living here for the street cred. Think about it, this place is so tough even Tupac left."

enjoy.