language lesson

what happens when you hang out with a first-generation vietnamese/chinese-american? you learn how to say "mom, can you send me some congee...because my gay friend wants some..." in vietnamese:

"ma ma, ni ke bu ke yi gi wo i dian zhu....in wei wo do tong shin len de peng yo yao chr..." is apparently the way to ask your mother for food for your gay friend. so that she can color it pink. because, you know, we gays only eat pink food. ok, i'll stop.