broke-assed

ok, so i've complained about this before. i know i have. just indulge me, if you'd be so kind. i just went to my bank website to make sure that i didn't bounce a check at the grocery store last night. thank god, i didn't. in fact, i'm rolling in money. rolling in it. how much do i have in my bank account, you ask? enough to dump all the money onto a big red heart-shaped bed and roll around in it. if you're using pennies.

dear readers, i have a dollar and five cents. until the end of the month. (if you want cans of pork and beans served cold and eaten from the can or white bread or off-brand potato chips,) dinner's on me!