my prediction

ok, so i don't know how many of you are watching project runway this season, but it's already off to a fucking saucy start. i was a little concerned, after last year sucked us in, that this year would, um, blow. but i'm into it. the show, i mean, not blowing.

so, if you're watching PR, as you know you should be if you're reading this blog, you know that next week's episode is going to feature the "shocking elimination that shakes the very foundation that is bravo television" or something like that. whatever it is, they've been teasing us with it since june.

i'd like to put in my bid for what the big secret is, just so that if i'm right i'll have the, well, knowledge of knowing that i was right.

has anyone else noticed how much time that adorable gay redhead from oklahoma (we'll call him, let's see, hmm, what could we call him...john artz) is spending with robert the ex-barbie-clothes designer? well, i have. ever since last week's challenge, when they were partners, they've been all cutsie-pie we-get-along-so-well. little jokes. little eyes.

what does all this mean, combined with the fact that they're the two best-looking homos (i'm not counting keith because he's a total asshole)? it could mean but one thing. say it with me:

they're doing it.

so here's my prediction for wednesday: tim gunn gets word from the producers of the show that robert and kayan/kaye/kate were bumpin' pussies when they thought the cameras were off. little did they know, project runway sees all! well, clearly, this is against the bullshit code of conduct they signed before they started taping. one--or, gasp, both--are going to be kicked off because of having gay sex. ironic, seeing as every person on the show is gay and it's on bravo. i will also be devestated because i'm rooting for kayan/kaye/kate because he's an oklahomo.

the only question is, did they flip a coin to see who gets to be the bottom?