if there's time to lean, there's time to clean

thank god i don't work at banana republic anymore. with this much downtime, i would've dusted the entire goddamned place four times today. i log on to post the following instant messenger conversation with terry:

Robert: work is making me want to die and/or kill today.
Terry: that boring?
Robert: yes, and karen is trying to peer pressure me into recruiting.
Terry: doesn't mayme do that?
Robert: and me, and leslie
Terry: so why don't you do it?
Robert: because i dont' feel like talking to those crazy trashy people today, it's awful.
Terry: ic
Terry: ;lkjsgorgq]erathb9
Robert: pardon me?
Terry: that was my face on the keyboard.
Robert: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA