get out of debt...today!

i just cashed out investments and deposited over nine thousand dollars into my bank account. what will i do with so much money, with this windfall? maybe i'll buy some d&g or comme des garcons. maybe i'll put a downpayment on a house, or buy a car!

no, ladies, this nine grand is going straight to the collection agency that johns hopkins hospital has, unbeknownst to me, forwarded last summer's hospital bills to. crohn's ain't cheap, girls! just ask anastasia.