let's just not go there

in one of the few entertaining things to happen at work today, our office manager has informed me--loudly, and in front of two other people, including a principal investigator--that my mohawk looks like a "D.A." a D.A., to those of you who aren't people who grew up in baltimore in the 60's, stands for "duck's ass." yes. i keep my mouth shut about dye jobs, people. let's not start on the hair.