in the time it takes you to watch this program

now, i don't often quote "simply recipes" (i just steal all her recipes), nor do i claim to be a culinary wizard. but when you come across a passage like this...

"At a conference last December, Stephen W. Sanger, chairman and chief executive of General Mills Inc., noted the sad state of culinary affairs and described the kind of e-mails and calls the company gets asking for cooking advice: the person who didn't have any eggs for baking and asked if a peach would do instead, for example; and the man who railed about the fire that resulted when he thought he was following instructions to grease the bottom of the pan -- the outside of the pan."

...you gotta share it.