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has anyone else noticed the amount of attention they've been giving to what jonbenet ramsey's suspected murderer eats? what's this guy's name again? frank kameny? no, that's a 50's gay rights activist. hang on, i'm going to go look it up.

ah yes, john mark karr.

anyway, i know at least two full meals that this man has eaten. the first--champagne, beer, chocolate cake, and i presume some kind of entree--was consumed on his business class flight from thailand. then yesterday, in prison, he apparently ate a bologna sandwich. both of these fascinating tidbits of information were provided to me by the today show. oooh, a bologna sandwich! champagne! cake! these must be the mark of a child molest-y serial killer. what do they all mean, these foods, when taken together? was jonbenet partial to chocolate cake? champagne? she was, after all, a young beauty queen, which means she was accustomed to a life of glamour.

i don't know the whole story here, as i haven't bothered reading a single article about the man's case. i don't know why, for instance, he was in thailand to begin with. or why he gave himself up. or how he knew the little girl he murdered. if he used to, say, snack on his victims when he was done, and he was in thailand because they have ritualistic cannibalism over there (let's just say for argument's sake that they do, k?), i can see why it's important that now he's been downgraded to bologna sandwiches.

otherwise, get back to me if he's convicted.