rip nancy
first of all, i'm still not over that cute little blonde girl getting kicked off PR last night. what's her name? it's not angela, because that's the crazy woman who hides her crow's feet behind those chunky black glasses and sticks rosettes and bubble skirts on everything she makes. hilary? no, that's my roommate. i can't remember her name and since she's now history i'm not going to bother to look it up on bravotv.com. so we'll call her nancy. nancy's a cute name, right? she looks like a nancy, with that slick bleached hair and lil' pug nose.
anyway, i was just sick to my stomach over the fact that the judges eliminated nancy last night instead of vincent. like, it has never been clearer to me that the producers are the ones making the last call here. they're only keeping that crazy sack of shit on the show because he's, well, a crazy sack of shit. at least last season's shit-starter (or the "puck" of the group, as i like to think of him) was santino, who had some real talent. and he was totally likeable by the end of the season, especially with that "what happened to andre?" bidness. but vincent? i don't care how they edit him, he's a gross, malicious man. lucky for us he lives in new york and we might have the opportunity to bump into him somewhere.
on the same hand, little nancy or whatever her name is lives in new york as well; and she's our age; and i'm sure she likes gay people because, c'mon, nancy's clearly down. you don't get that hairdo from a straight woman. so we're with you, nancy, wherever you are. we believed in your talent and your perkiness and totally didn't think that your ugly yellow paper dress made your "zaftig" (tim gunn) model look like she was "plus sized" (heidi). besides, as sam said, "plus size meaning what, exactly? that she's a size 2 instead of a size 0?"
yes, sam. that.
next week's challenge is, we think, that the designers have to design outfits for their mothers. "what happens if your mother is a huge lady?" sam asked. "they don't get a big enough budget for all that fabric."
"i'd love it if my mother was my model," i said. "she only eats chardonnay."
posted by Robert @ Thursday, August 17, 2006
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Oh my god, I was thinking the same thing! How could you get rid of that little cutie--her model was not even fat, and I hate how they kept implying that she was some beached whale of a woman. Vincent...he said he "gets off" on his dress or something sexual like that. I wouldn't be surprised if he had special "glue" holding all that crap on his art project of a dress the way he was oogling it.
Alison.
Not to spoil the party, but the fact you can't remember her name speaks volumes. Talented? Maybe. Cute? Sure. But the girl had the personality of cardboard. Her voice was monotone and she always had an accompanying magical-far-away-land-of-rainbows-and-puppies-and-kittens glaze in her eyes. After being subjected to reality television for 6 years, we know that there is NO greater sin in reality television than being a big ol' borefest. So while Vincent obviously should have never made it this far in the competition (let alone on the show to begin with), there's really nothing too shocking here.
p.s. If any of us run into Vincent, RUN. I'm convinced he's a serial killer. :-)
You need to put a spoiler alert...some of us haven't caught up with this season yet :)
I know...get with it your saying...well you know its baltimore and we're always a little bit behind.
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