weather.com
ever since weather.com told us that the day of the pier dance there would be "steady, soaking rain" (how editorial does weather.com really need to be, i ask. i did, however, work this inside joke into my latest column.) scott and i have been throwing around jokes about ridiculous headlines involving the weather. specifically about how they've been covering our latest heat wave. in an email yesterday, scott said:
I wonder what the weather writers came up with
today considering I looked at accuweather this morning
and there was a graphic of a thermometer bursting...it
said 99 degrees but "realfeel" is 112. Maybe
"death-inducing, molten-lava-like, heat"?
the answer is on the cover of today's am new york:
"SCORCHING: Temps soar and it's only going to get worse today"
and, from Page 3:
"Crazy heat won't retreat!"
whereas weather.com just says:
"GET THE FUCK INDOORS YOU CRAZY FUCKING ASSHOLES. WHAT, DO YOU WANNA DIE OR SOMETHING?"
posted by Robert @ Wednesday, August 02, 2006
3 comments
3 Comments:
"too hot to top..."
"you might be a sweaty bottom if..."
"your pits stink, and so do mine..."
"don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?"
those are just a few off my top ten list...
BEWARE: Today's Temp may cause Ass Crack Sweat!
it's cooler in Chicago... so should be cooler in NY tomorrow.
Post a Comment
<< Home