queen bitch

rapper/provacateur/musical genius lil' kim has just been convicted of perjury. since when can't a hardened, chanel-wearing, murdering, cursing bitch lie to a jury to protect her friends? kim herself has proclaimed that she'd rather go to jail than turn in a member of her "posse." it seems as if she might just get a chance to put her money where her mouth is. don't get me wrong--i adore lil' kim. i also adore the following clip from the AP story of the conviction, concerning kim's defense:

"The testimony was preposterous. It was insulting. It was insulting to your intelligence. It was insulting to the judicial process," Seibel told jurors. Seibel belittled the defense that the sunglasses-wearing Lil' Kim didn't notice two people she knew at the scene of the shootout. "You would have to believe they were magic sunglasses that only block out your friends who were shooting people," Seibel said.

if anyone's going to have magic sunglasses, it's lil' kim. hell, they might have actually been magic sunglasses. and you can bet they were chanel.