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oh, and i bought mouse- and roachtraps at the store last night and placed them strategically throughout my apartment. the only problem now is that i laid awake in bed last night, convinced that every little scrape or drip i heard was a mouse caught in one of the traps, struggling to get away. i pictured the mouse getting his little mouse-paw stuck on the trap (i got the gross sticky kind) and dragging it across the floor, or worse gnawing his little mouse-paw off to get away. like a really tiny version of the movie saw. and i'm the evil mastermind.
posted by Robert @ Monday, September 26, 2005
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8 Comments:
I think this is what you need.
No view, no touch, no mice.
not only will they gnaw their arm off for freedom, they will then limp to you, in your sleep, dragging the bloody stump, looking for a replacement limb from you.....
i know, that's what scares me.
what, you couldn't get a humane box trap and let the tiny mammals go in the park? You would rather they suffer in terror for hours? ooh, wouldn't want your karma.
nope; and i've bought some extra-sticky and mean anonymous traps, too. so watch out.
too bad, I was really thinking you were ok.
suck it.
thanks, very sensitive. getting tougher to remember you are a good friend of a good friend.
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