a break
ok, people. it's time to get creative. i've used the last three brain cells i had left writing this week's column (that's still not done...GACK) and i need a funny idea for a halloween costume. and it has to be easy. like, so easy that i can put it together and still sing a recital the day before halloween. so easy that i can buy it with the $39 that i have in my bank account.
the ideas that have been thrown at me are:
- taking part in ron's group's "highlandtown prom 1988." while totally a funny idea, i'm too tired to do drag, too broke to buy a funny dress, and too vain to just wear a tuxedo.
- being the mallet to hilary's box of ol' bay and ashli's crab. while also a very funny idea, i told hilary that if i were going to be a hammer i'd have to be a "sexy hammer" because we're going to the gay club halloween night. though it's true, as hilary told me, that "you don't need to worry about it--they all know you there anyway," i insist on being at least a little sexy, at least one night a year. that doesn't mean that i have to be waxed and shirtless wearing glitter and white angel wings (GAG). or does it?
- the reluctant receptionist herself. this is the one i'm leaning toward because it'd be the easiest and funny.
posted by Robert @ Monday, October 24, 2005
6 comments
6 Comments:
i think you should go as pentasa. if you want to make it sexy, just cut a hole in the crotch.
ding ding!
... still can't stop laughing about you as a mallet to hilary and ashli's old bay and crab.
... still ... laughing.
I'm going out as a "freedom fighter" or "militant revolutionary," funny enough i only had to buy a hat. I have enough camo, palestinian scarves and military gear to make it work. Solidaritat, Komrade!
haha! see! i told you!
i was going as a palestinian...but that fell through.
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