good morrow!

robert: so i wore the gayest outfit ever today.
hilary: oh lord
hilary: sequins?
robert: and a tiara
robert: actually it's:
robert: my burgundy abercrombie v-neck
robert: with my red gingham shirt and my crazy pink paisley tie
robert: it's in line with my new fall look: old man gay punk
hilary: in order to be a punk you would have to have a knife, creepers, or some sort of alcohol stashed in your bag
hilary: along with the intent to set something on fire later
robert: well, since it's GAY punk, what i have in my bag are poppers, pornography, and a can of pink spray paint
hilary: hahahhaah