myspace sluts

i just got a message on myspace that i thought was spam. judging by the slutty-looking little lady whose picture is attached to it, it very well might be. but what bizarrely-detailed spam:

"Hi there, my name is Jen. You don't know me (yet) but I hope to change that in the very near future :) I recently moved to Baltimore and I thought this would be a great way to meet new people. Outside of my work and my neighbor I don't know anyone around here. I've done a couple of touristy things but I haven't really been "out" yet and I'm hoping joining here will change that. So tell me more about yourself? What brings you to world of online personals? To be honest I liked your ad and thought your pic was cute and according to the site we live pretty close by each other. We should meet up for coffee or cocktails, it'd give us a chance to really get to know each other. LOL, sorry I have a tendency to ramble on sometimes, tell you what if you're interested just drop me a line and we can get the ball rolling. I rarely have time to check this mail but you can always get a message to me at [legalities]@hotmail.com I hope to hear from you soon.
Jen"

apparently "jen" didn't read my profile very closely. you know, that bit where it says that I LIKE DUDES.