fellatiating

you can always count on george for a good at-work conversation:

george: the doctor told me how to use "oral dams"
george: i was like
george: oh yeah i remember that from health class
robert: WHAT?
robert: ORAL DAMS
george: when everyone laughed at is improbability
robert: for WHAT?
george: oral sex
robert: um
robert: like on a woman?
george: well her thinking is that you put it on whatever you're (LONG PAUSE HERE) performing (PAUSE) oral sex on.
robert: haha
robert: with me there are no pauses:
robert: they just show me how to unroll a condom with my teeth
george: she did pause
george: i was like, what, "fellatiating? "
robert: wow