Thursday, July 13, 2006

yes, there's a park.

i love manhattan. seriously. i love that things here (in lower manhattan, at least) are cleaner and fancier. i love that you can walk 10 minutes in any direction and find a pretty good place to eat. i love that they do things like movies and shows in the park, that you can go to the biggest apple store in the world, and have your pick from fifteen different gay bars in any given neighborhood. and, in an ideal world, i'd be able to live here--on the whole third floor of a building, with a huge living area, sizable kitchen and bathroom--for six hundred dollars a month. alas, the apartment i now live in in queens would cost three times what it does if it were across the east river. and so we live in astoria.

all of that being said, though, i will never cease to be amazed by how little people who live in astoria know about, um, astoria. these displaced manhattanites--myself and my roommates included--are different than the rest of the long islanders. there are people, i'm sure, who live their lives in astoria and never really go to manhattan. you can find them on wednesday nights doing open mic night at the 'tross. trust me, it's not a pretty sight.

though i admittedly spend most of my time in manhattan--choosing to go out mainly in manhattan, i mean, since i obviously work most of the time in manhattan--i have also taken time to explore some cool things in my own neighborhood. now, most of my options are greek restaurants and coffee houses. trust me, if you've been to one greek coffee house you've been to 'em all, no matter what they're called. the other night, though, i went with sam to a cool place called cafe/bar. or cafebar. i don't know. it's a place that amanda said was too hipster for her boyfriend. it's not all that hipster-y (i don't think anyone would bat an eye in the city), but for astoria it's really, really scene. and it's a pretty cool place. and it's, um, a whole lot cheaper than going out to dinner in manhattan.

when talking once to a friend who used to live in queens, she literally didn't know where she used to live. she spent so little time in the 'hood that she couldn't even remember her intersection. like her time in queens was nothing but a bad memory to be sloughed off and forgotten once she could escape to manhattan. my manhattan friends really do view it with such disdain that i've started to think it's funny.

one of our other friends (who, um, reads this blog and is totally gonna know it's her so she'll remain nameless. hey girl!) who still lives in astoria ran into hilary the other day when she was on her way to the astoria pool. here's the conversation they had:

anonymous friend: where are you headed to, hilary?
hilary: to the pool!
af: what pool? huh?
hilary: the pool at astoria park. it's free and totally gorgeous.
af: wait, there's a park?

yes, dear af, there's a park. it's about a third of the size of central park, which means it's gargantuan. and it's down the street from you. i like manhattan as much as the next guy, but c'mon. there are times you don't wanna take a train to go for a run. oh wait i don't run.

so get out there--explore your 'hood. it'll make going into manhattan feel that much fancier.

5 Comments:

At July 13, 2006 12:43 PM, Blogger Hilary said...

Wanna get Astoria neighborhoodies?

 
At July 13, 2006 12:46 PM, Blogger Robert said...

YES

 
At July 13, 2006 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. I love Astoria. I lived there for 7 years. I love open mic night at Albatross; so, stop knocking it, Robert. (You know you love it, too.) But I have to set something straight: Astoria Park is not about a third of the size of Central Park. I know math is not your subject; so, I will forgive the error. Here are the facts: Central Park is 843 acres; Astoria Park is 65.78 acres. This means that Astoria Park is about 7.8% of the size of Central Park rather than the roughly 33% that Robert claims.

This is no way is meant to make Astoria Park seem lame: It's a beautiful place with a fantastic pool that almost surely will get you Typhoid Fever.

Avoid the Burger King at 33rd Street and Astoria Blvd, but make you sure you make it to Neptune Diner. Manhattan is over-rated and over-priced and crowded and smelly and snooty. Queens is where it's at. And if you can make it out a little further east, the greatest joys of Queens are at hand: Jackson Hole Diner, Jackson Diner, and Flushing Meadows Park (1255 acres! That's right, bitches: 50% LARGER than Central Park! So take that Manhattan!). Unfortunately, Pastrami King has closed.

 
At July 13, 2006 10:44 PM, Blogger Robert said...

um, if that was really michael moore reading my blog i might, um, fall over dead.

seriously.

whoever you are (and sheesh how exciting if you were really michael moore), thanks for the math lesson. :)

 
At July 13, 2006 11:04 PM, Blogger Hilary said...

I went to Neptune's Diner- I thought it was a bit pricey for what it is. But other than that, yay Astoria!

 

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